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Here is what Lugh Lámhfhada would do To Neo-Pagans (WRITTEN BY GOOGLE AI)

1/2/2026

 
Like a lot of neo-paganised "Celtic wheel" stuff, it's pretty easy to find information on what Lughnasadh (Feb 1 in Southern Hemisphere) might means to a self-proclaimed 'Druid', whose real name is Harry, and who hails from Milton Keynes. But it's more difficult to find out how it was celebrated back in the days when folks may have known who the deity 'Lugh Lámhfhada' actually was, and what he did. 

I decided to ask general Google AI a pointed question about what the deity Lugh would do if he met someone pretending to be a fucking 'Druid' in 2026. Here's how the conversation went down. 

Question 1: Is Lugh unusual among Irish deities in having founded a festival? 

Summarised and paraphrasded Answer: yes. Lugh is mentioned in the Book of Invasions as having founded a festival in honour of his mother Tailtiu, after she dies of exhaustion helping to clear Ireland of trees. No other Irish deity founded a major festival. To Lugh's credit he didn't call it MY FESTIVAL, he called it the Óenach Tailten, the games to honour his dead mother. Later on people called it Lugh's Assembly. 

Question: What would Lugh do if he came back to life in 2026 and found neo-pagans pretending to celebrate his festival without knowing who his mother was? 

(The answer AI gave is so good I almost couldn't believe it:)

Based on his mythological characterization as a master of all arts, a stickler for proper skill, and his fierce dedication to his family—specifically the honor owed to his foster-mother, Tailtiu—Lugh would likely react with a combination of haughty arrogance, critical correction, and a swift, dramatic, and likely humorous, rectification of their ignorance.

Here is what Lugh might do if he found neo-pagans in 2026 neglecting the memory of his mother:

1. Disrupt the Ceremony with Divine Intervention
Lugh is a "Samildánach" (skilled in all arts) and a master of magic. He would not quietly stand in the background.
  • A Grand Entrance: He would likely appear in a burst of light (as he did at Tara, mistaken for the sun rising in the west).
  • Challenge their "Skills": He would treat the gathering like the gatekeeper of Tara, challenging them to prove they know the "skills" (history/lore) needed to honor him.
2. Force-Feed Them the Truth about Tailtiu
Lugh is famously associated with the harvest festival of Lughnasadh, which he instituted specifically to honor his foster-mother, Tailtiu, who died from over-exertion while clearing the plains of Ireland for agriculture.
  • Demand Memory of the Foster-Mother: He would be furious that the "mother" of the festival is ignored. He would demand they recognize Tailtiu as the foundational sacrifice of the harvest.
  • Correct the Narrative: He would correct any misunderstanding that this is just a party for him, emphasizing that it is a funerary feast for the Queen of the Fir Bolg.
3. Subject them to a "Trial by Truth"
As a god of oaths and law, and owner of the sword Fragarach (The Answerer), which forces truth-telling, he might make them confess their lack of knowledge.
  • Test Their Knowledge: He would ask them to tell the story of Ethniu (his birth mother) and Tailtiu (his foster mother).
  • Disdain for Shallow Practice: Given his high standards, he would likely deem a superficial, "easy" modern celebration unworthy of the "long-armed" warrior.
4. Teach Them How to Properly Celebrate
  • Athletic Competitions: He would likely stop the meditation and demand horse racing, weapon displays, or a flagstone-throwing contest, as he first instituted.
  • Demand Proper Offerings: He would likely demand they make offerings to Tailtiu, or perhaps require them to engage in manual labor or creative craftsmanship, not just commercial, pre-packaged rituals.
In short: Lugh would not be amused. He would take the role of a harsh, demanding teacher, turning a 2026 festival into a rigorous, intense, and historically accurate, but likely very entertaining, wake for his foster-mother, Tailtiu.​

That all sounds amazing. I really wish he would come and do that. 

Happy Lughnasadh. 

Wizards at the SUMMER SOLSTICE

21/12/2025

 
That the ancient British Celts celebrated the Summer Solstice is not well-supported in their literature. Attempts to rebrand the festival by the neopagans have turned either to the Germanic and Scandinavian tradition of 'Yule', or to a brief mention of a season called 'Litha', found in the work on the Anglo-Saxon Bede of Northumbria. There are few accounts of what the Iron Age Celts actually did at midsummer. We can assume that they did something, because the longest day of the year is hardly something they would have missed, especially seeing as there are specific mentions of their activities on the other three quarter-days. But on the subject of midsummer, the texts don't say much.

​An exception is the strange story of the Summer Goddess Áine. In a story from the Book of Leinster, called The Battle of Mag Mucrime, Áine (the fairy daughter of Eógabal) is raped by Aillil Ollam, one of the Eóganachta, when he spends Halloween on the sacred hilltop called Gnoc Aine (Knockainey, near Limerick). She bites off his ear in revenge. (In ancient Irish tradition, you can't be a king without a whole body.)

That event happened at Halloween, not midsummer, but Irish men were known to gather and light a bonfire on that hill at St John's Eve (midsummer), and in one tale, the goddess Áine appeared to them, telling them to go away, for she and her fairy kind wished to have the hill to themselves.

That particular tale mentions that the rape of her was conducted by Gerald Fitzgerald, a wizard, who was Count of Desmond at the time. He is a distant relative of mine. I am truly sorry that my ancestor thus had his evil way with the Fairy Queen of Summer, and his descendants claimed her lineage from then on. Another story regarding the Wizard Earl of Kildare (the same Gerald Fitzgerald) mentions him gathering ingredients for an invisibility potion at midsummer. I sense a series of stories coming on, about evil aristocratic wizards. 

Source: 
https://archive.org/details/revueceltique04gaid/page/186/mode/2up 
The Wizard Earl of Kildare: 
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https://www.askaboutireland.ie/reading-room/history-heritage/folklore-of-ireland/folklore-folk-tales-and-c/the-wizard-earl/

The original Irish texts are always more more strange and wonderful than the neo-pagan attempts to overlay modern patterned meaning onto old names and symbols. Always. 

Happy Midsummer. 

The June POst

23/6/2025

 
Hello folks,

This coming Sunday (June 29) I am flying to the UK / Ireland and will be over there a while. It's "trip of a lifetime" stuff, a thing I have been planning for 7 years. Various COVID / LIFE factors have prevented it until now. I'll be journalling the trip here. 

Rough itinerary: London / Chiltern region / Devonshire / Wiltshire / Oxfordshire / Chiltern Region again / Holyhead in Wales / Dublin / Folk Festival in County Clare / Belfast / Ballycastle / Galloway / Glasgow / Fort William to Inverness / Ullapool / Outer Hebrides / Back to London / Kuala Lumpur and a deep breath before getting back again. 

I'm attempting a few long distance hikes while there. And, there will be a lot of birding. 

Wish me luck! 

Steve.
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Mister Cat-head

22/10/2024

 
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The Ridgeway

9/7/2024

 
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SEal HatS and STOLEN SOULS

18/6/2024

 
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from The Fanciful Magpie, website now offline...
This post  concerns the cohuleen druith (a kind of magic sea hat), and all its variants in Irish and Scots folklore.
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Firstly, on the name. Sometimes I’ve seen the first word spelled ‘cohuleen’ and sometimes ‘cohullen’, but in either case its meaning is clear, being derived from Irish cochall, or ‘hood’. ‘Druith’ is desrived from draoi. I will qoute MacBain’s definition here:

draoi, druidh, a magician, druid, Irish draoi, gen. pl. druadh, Early Irish drai, drui, g. druad, Gaulish druides (English druid). Its etymology is obscure. Stokes suggests relationship with English true, Gaelic dearbh, q.v. Thurneysen analyses the word as dru, high, strong, See truaill. Brugmann and Windisch have also suggested the root dru, oak, as Pliny did too, because of the Druids’ reverence for the oak tree. Anglo-Saxon dry/, magus, is borrowed from the Celtic. draoineach, druineach, artisan, “eident” person (Carm.); draoneach, “any person that practices an art” (Grant), agriculturist; druinneach, artist (Lh.). Irish druine, art needlework.

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The REDCAP of NINE-STANE RIGG

19/12/2023

 
My post this month is a fairly complex one, taking in the story of Hermitage Castle in the Liddesdale valley, the evil magician ‘Bad’ de Soulis who lived there in the 14th century, his compact with a devil in a red cap to render him invulnerable to weapons, and his final gruesome destruction by the local people, by being boiled in oil at a neolithic stone circle called ‘Nine-Stane Rigg’. What a story!
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RED Man vs RED CAP

19/11/2023

 

This latest post is about the relationship between the 'Redcap' of Scots Borders folklore  and the Red Man (Far Darrig, Fear Dearg), a solitary fairy of Irish folklore. Was the Redcap merely a translation of the original Irish character into a new setting across the Irish Sea? The short answer: probably not, unless you are only looking at very general Indo-European fairy prototypes.

W. B. Yeats' Fairy and Folktales of the Irish Peasantry is a key source for the Red Man and is encyclopedic in nature. Yeats tells us: "The Far Darrig (fear dearg), which means the Red Man, for he wears a red cap and coat, busies himself with practical joking, especially with gruesome joking. This he does, and nothing else."

That’s pretty much all Yeats had to say on the subject, and that’s what you’ll find paraphrased all over the internet, with additional details (such as the fact that farmers consider meeting him very lucky) added here and there, often for the purpose of using him in fantasy role-playing games. There are no stories in Yeats' text about the Red Man, except for the curious Far Darrig in Donegal, an amusing tale of fairy deception that makes no specific reference to red men, red caps or any other identifying features of this type of fairy, and so we must assume that it was the nature of the deception that promoted Yeats (or his source) to call the tale by this name.

The Red Man also appears in the work of that other luminary of Irish folklore, Thomas Crofton Coker. In the Fairy Legends and Traditions of the South of Ireland he states that the Red Man and Red Map are probably the same, but also draws parallels between the red cap worn by the Merrow, to Robin Hood, Robin Goodfellow (aka Puck), and to the German Hobgoblin and Kobold, and to the Norman English ‘Follet’. Following the logic of this passage, pretty much any trickster figure wearing a red hat in medieval or early modern thought could be said to be a counterpart of the Far Darrig. (It is noteworthy that the Redcap of Borders lore is also called Robin).

Few internet sites mention a direct link between the two creatures, and those that do cite no original reference. I suppose it is easy enough to say that the Redcap is the Scots equivalent of the Irish Fear Dearg without a direct reference, because the two sound similar in some characteristics; both are wizened men wearing red cap who delight in playing tricks. But there are many differences, too – the Fear Dearg wears a green cloak, has no association with churches or castles, and is not said to dye his cap in blood, and so on.

Should we be looking more at similarity than difference?

I think the only real conclusion to be drawn here is not regarding a translation of the Red Cap from Ireland to Scotland, but of the general prevalence of the colour red in both Celtic and Germanic folklore as a symbol of the otherworld, and often, of deceit.

The story-teller, wishing to alert his audience to the fact that the character in question was a trickster spirit or a death messenger, would include the detail of a red cap, possibly stained with blood or a dye made of an otherwordly plant, in order to make sure his listeners got the point. I suggest that the use of the red cap in this way is much the same as a modern spy character wearing a dark cloak and sunglasses; it sets them up as a ‘type’, but it does not necessarily mean that one such usage of the ‘type’ is a direct memory or translation of the other.

NOTE: Another type of Far Darrig, The Red-Headed Man, is described in various tales of humans trapped in fairy-land. It is with his help that they escape. Examples are found in Examples are to be found in Lady Wilde’s ANCIENT LEGENDS OF IRELAND, VOL. I, ‘Fairy Music’ and ‘Fairy Justice’. This is taken from the Encyclopedia of the Celts. I think we can rule out this character as being quite a different trope to our Red Man of deceit.
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S J. McKenzie

The Fachan

14/3/2023

 
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The Wolf Clan of Langavat

10/2/2023

 
I’ve had an interest in the story about a family of werewolves at Loch Langavat in Lewis for years now. They appear mentioned on Wikipedia under Hebridean Mythology and Folklore, and in other places on Wikipedia too, and from there have found their way to any number of sites on the Hebrides or on lists of mythological creatures. It’s a classic case of internet-itis. The entry is always much the same:

“A family of werewolves were said to occupy an island on Loch Langavat. Although long deceased, they promised to rise if their graves were disturbed.”

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